All Things Weird & Wonderful: The 10th Guangzhou National Sex Culture Festival

Why oh why, of ALL weekends during the year….did the 10th Guangzhou National Sex Culture Festival have to take place on a weekend following the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day holidays, so that we were out of town???

We completely missed the colourful shenanigans, from pole-dancing, lingerie fashion shows to inflatable dolls and vibrators on sale  – DARN IT!!!! – but thank goodness, Tania Branigan of the UK’s The Guardian newspaper has written an extremely interesting, well-researched article describing the comings and goings at the fair, so to speak.

Here are a few stimulating snaps to please the perv in us (all images courtesy of The Guardian):

A model gets ready to shoot with her water pistol, to promote a condom brand.

Pole-dancing to promote the 007 condom brand…hmmm, wonder if Daniel Craig had a go at that pole? I, for one, wouldn’t mind watching, hehe!

Bargaining over the price of “instructional” sex DVDs…you can’t put a price tag on good education, people!

It’s not quite Victoria’s Secret…but these snap-happy gentlemen don’t care. Let’s show some skin, baby!

So you never have to be lonely….Ha! Is that Mitt Romney??? Last year, apparently, Obama inflatable dolls were the most coveted items at the fair.

Hmmm, teal or purple?

Can you be my girlfriend?…Get your filthy hands off me, you pervert!!!

Ding DONG, dude! Keep the schlong in the sarong, will you?

To read Ms. Branigan’s full article in The Guardian, please click here.

This is one of the reasons why we love Gonzo Guangzhou…for all things weird, wicked, wild & wonderful that happen in our city. Keeps us smilin’! 🙂

Have a wonderful week ahead, everyone!

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